Let the pagans spill theirs on the dusty ground, God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found!(offline)
_______________________________________________ _______________________________________________ She's a killer queen: Gunpowder, gelatine; dynamite with a laser beam. Guaranteed to blow your mind anytime. This is the sexiest man alive. I have an unhealthy obsession with his cat-like mouth. A few of my favorite things are: Arizona Iced Tea, Metal, drag queens, my pet crab/boyfriend Chris, good old-fashioned rock bands, incense, John Cusack, friends, huge sweaty spartans, every movie by Tim Burton and Roman Polanski, books, Stephen King, kisses, bandanas, suggestive quotes on children movies, laughter, people who aren't afraid of being themselves and food. Dear Monty Python: Thanks for making me laugh more than anyone in this whole wide world. Thanks for writing that delicious surreal humor that everyone will probably continue quoting till the end of times. NI!! Terry, Graham, John, Eric, Michael and the other Terry, I love you! P.S.: OH SHIT IT'S MR. CREOSOTE! _______________________________________________ I'm bisensual, heteroflexible and life-curious. Sexual orientation? Horizontal, most of the time. Yes, that big eyed creature would be me. My friends say I kind of look like a fish. Glug glug. *swims away* _______________________________________________
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I'm replying to your comment tomorrow; promise.
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Posted on: Oct 12th 2010, 1:23:09pm
You could just call me Morgane. And you? Lya.
Posted on: Oct 8th 2010, 6:21:35pm
Hello stranger I'm Sara.
Posted on: Oct 7th 2010, 8:45:01am
i finally accepted the truth
i did have a slight lesbian crush on BK
lulz
i guess everyone knew that but me D:
whutz up with yew bbckz?!
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I KNEW IT!
Posted on: Oct 5th 2010, 11:16:08pm
Anyhow disneyland was great but ever since I've been back at school I've developed social anxiety which is leading on to depression. I keep spending all my time on facebook just waiting to talk to people online because I'm too awkward to talk to people in person and i think it's making me ill so i quit facebook. But anyway what have you been upto and how've you been? (:
Posted on: Oct 5th 2010, 10:05:03am
But I have to admit, when it comes to old time blues, Bessie Smith is my favorit!
Posted on: Oct 3rd 2010, 9:46:04pm
Posted on: Oct 3rd 2010, 1:14:03am
Yes Hubert Cumberdale is the most peculiar friend of Salad Fingers
Though he tastes like soot and poo, he is also my second favorite.
Dont you think Salad Fingers was being racist when he didnt taste the black puppet? (Jeremy Fisher)
I added you because you are such a cool kid.
Posted on: Oct 3rd 2010, 1:12:55am
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