Hi! My name is Chantelle. I love to meet new friends!(=



your the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,♥

♥your the STAR to my BURST,♥

♥your the M to my M,♥

♥your the POP to my TART,♥

♥your the MILKY to my WAY,♥

♥your the FRUIT to my LOOP,♥

♥your the MILK to my DUDS,♥

♥your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,♥

♥your the ICE to my CREAM,♥

♥your the SWEET to my TART,♥

POST THIS ON THIS SITE 9 TIMES BY FRIDAY YOUR CRUSH WILL LOVE YOU IF YOU DONT YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED AGAIN!!!

~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"


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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism



Life is like a pack of gum. I don't know why. It just is.
Never take life too seriously, no one gets out alive.
Dear Homework, you are not attractive, i'm not doing you.
If drama was vodka my school would be so WASTED!
Unless life hands you water and sugar too, your lemonade's gonna suck



I'm sorry
that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you


I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy"
your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home, cuddling
with you, instead of at a party

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That
I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped
you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me
when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there
because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side
when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call,
to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it,
I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was
threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good
guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them.
Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who
you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there
hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"

Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter,

copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If
You're one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS to copy and paste this
into your profile!