OH, NOES!!! I ATE JESUS!! WUT DO I DO???!

I will post random stuff everywhere at times. I am just saying so you peoples don't think I'm crazy or lazy to put stuff in place. Enjoy the page!!

My name is Alana. And I am 14,an anime fanatic and lovin' it!

I'm funny, and I always try to make people smile. I love Naruto, I adore him. I try to make friends that are interested in the things I am interested. Be my friend If you like the following:


-Naruto
-Inuyasha
-Fullmetal Alchemist
-Sonic the hedgehog
-Family Guy
-Invader Zim
-Any type of Anime
-Final Fantasy
-Kingdom Hearts
-Legend of Zelda
-funny stuff



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Konoha Ninja and proud to be one and always will!
LOL! HECK YEA!!!!!!!!

Sakura:"Old dudes giving piggy-back rides? It's even worse than it sounds" Naruto:"That's kinda gross." Tenten:"Yuck." Neji:"..........."Rock Lee:"I see! Your training, aren't you?!"















This would be me if I ever went on an adventure!

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I love Naruto! He's so cute!



















The opening to Naruto:Shippuden.






I also watch Fullmetal Alchemist. Ed is so cute!















Kitty area!

















If you are not offended by Yo Momma jokes, you are fine to read these! They are really funny! There are a lot, so enjoy!

Yo Mamma's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors!

Your mamma's so fat, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide!

Yo mamma's so fat that she became the center of the solar system!

Yo mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes of Naruto!

Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says I want you weight not your phone number!

Your Momma's so fat that when she jumped, she got stuck!

Yo mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she sits around the house!

Your momma's so dumb she thought the computer screen saver was TV!

Your momma's so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice!

Yo Momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she yelled "who turned of the heat"!

Yo mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween!

Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras!

Yo mama's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!

Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise!

Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller!

Yo mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!

Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"!

Yo mama's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class!

Yo mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money!

Yo mama's so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911?"!

Yo mama's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the crap out of the toilet!