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"We want you to live. We want to save your lives. You saved ours. We never want to let a single thing hurt any of you. And you should all know.. if you support us.. you are not a cult. You are a fucking ARMY."
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace
You may say, I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A Brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world
You may say, I'm a dreamer
But I'm not only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine - John Lennon
RIP John
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My new GG acount is I_like_sushi. Add me on that if you want ;)
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BLINKIES. BECAUSE MY PAGE LOOKED KIND OF DEAD.
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STUFF
-98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
-If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
-If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
-If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
-If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
-If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
-If you would walk 1,000 miles to see the person you love for 5 minutes, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-98% of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it....I am one of the 2% that do mean it. If you are too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of
twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two
fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high
school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
If you believe homophobia is wrong, PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
I am the girl who dresses in all black and never got to finish middle school because I was called emo everyday.
I am the friend afraid to tell you that I'm bisexual, because you'de leave me for it.
I am the girl who loves to read and is pushed into the corner and beat up because of what I love to do.
I'm the teenager who was kicked out of her house because I was caught hugging my girlfriend.
I am the woman who commited suicide just before I graduated highschool. Since I'm a CheerLeader, no one suspected it was coming.
I am the best friend who just found out she has AIDS, and is afraid to tell her parents because she'll be considered gay. My parents would never accept me if I was.
I am the athlete evryone expects to be perfect, when in reality I'm sneaking heroin between games.
I am the girl who is called a slut everyday because I can't afford to buy new clothes every year. My skirt doesn't cover what I want it to.
I am the sibling forced to clean their sister's blood off of the carpet. Why didn't I see it coming?
I am the boy who wakes up crying because the bruises my parents gave me hurt so much, but aren't even noticed because I'm always wearing the baggy clothes the kids in gangs wear.
I am the girl who got raped at twelve and am considered a whore because of it.
I am the gullible parent who let my child hurt themselves. No one can know this. We have to keep this secret. We have to be
PICTURE
PERFECT
If you believe stereotyping is wrong, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
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This is Bunny.
Put him on your page
and help him on his way to
WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!
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PUT THIS GUITAR ON YOUR PROFILE TO REMEMBER JOHN LENNON.
RIP JOHN.
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♥«´¨`• FRANK °•´¨`»♥
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<>?<> Put this on your profile if you have
<>?<> given Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge
<>?<> and joined The Black Parade.
Keep Bob away from the cameras
Keep Ray away from the hair straighteners
Keep Mikey away from the toasters
Keep Gerard away from the needles
KEEP FRANK AWAY FROM GERARD!!!
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PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE TO REMEMBER
PANSY
R.I.P PANSY!!!
I SUPPORT BOB'S SOLO PROJECT!!
BOB FOR PRESIDENT!!
BOB FOR LIFE!!
(put this on your profile if you support Bob)
Skittles or M&M's?
Mikey: Skittles!! Fuck yes Skittles!!!!
Gerard: Wow...uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.
Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude, no way! M&M's are way better.
Frank: But they all taste the same! Put some variety in your life man!
Bob: Gummy bears!!!
Gerard: Dumbass that wasn't one of the choices
Bob: Oh...well it is now!
-We've fired the Bullets, and felt the Revenge.
-We are lacking the Romance.
-We've faced the bullies, and we Gave 'em Hell,
Then Hung 'em High.
-We've marched down Cemetery Drive
& we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade.
-No one loves us, so we Don't Love You,
and these are our Famous Last Words.
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DEDICATED TO MCR AND ALL OF THEIR FANS
If you ever felt alone
If you ever felt rejected
If you ever felt confused
If you ever felt lost
If you ever felt anxious
If you ever felt wrong
If you ever felt wronged
If you ever felt unclean
If you ever felt angry
If you ever felt ashamed
If you ever felt curious
If you ever felt used
Be prepared to feel...
REVENGE.
Feel The Romance.
My Brutal Romance
My Beautiful Romance
My Miserable Romance
My X-Rated Romance
My Harlequin Romance
My Innocent Romance
My Selfish Romance
My Scandalous Romance
My Childish Romance
My Watercooler Romance
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MCR FREAK WHEN:
-Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
-You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live
-You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
-You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
-You feel like burning the TRL building down
-You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there
-You have a MCR song for every point in your day
-You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
-You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
-You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
-You've asked your parents millions of times if you could make MCR your religion!!
-You are on this page.
-You have seen EVERY music video, including 'the old version of i'm not okay (i promise)'
-Your desktop wallpaper is MCR themed.
-You hate yourself coz you're too much of a chicken sh!t to blow up a microwave like Mikey did.
-You check their website everyday.
-You are in despair because MCR is becoming mainstream.
-You sing 'I'm Not Okay' so many times that your friends have to ask if you're actually okay.
-You think there should be a religon of MCRNESS.
-Your heart skips a beat when you hear the words 'Chemical' or 'Romance.'
-You know all the words to all their songs.
-You know more about MCR than you do about your friends.
-You constantly find yourself quoting the members.
-It upsets you to see rows of 'Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge' for just anyone to buy.
-You name your pets after Mikey, Ray, Frank, Bob and Gerard.
-You celebrate their Birthdays.
-You think that people who do not know about MCR, do not deserve to be glorified with the greatness that is MCR.
-You know who Matt Pelisser is and you know that he is no longer in the band.
-You write 'My Chemical Romance' upon basically anything that is hard enough to write on.
-You have written to them at least twice.
-You have created a website dedicated to the band.
-Everyone knows you as 'That Crazy MCR Freak.'
-Everything someone says reminds you of a MCR song or quote.
-You know what The Breakfast Monkey is.
-You have MCR ringtones.
-You're actually happy for MCR to have girlfriends, instead of plotting to kill them.
-You want to visit New Jersey.
-You love MCR not only because of how cute Gerard/Frankie/Mikey/Bob/Ray are.
-You read this to the end.
You MIGHT be SLIGHTLY obsessed with My Chemical Romance if...
1. ...hearing any of the following noises immediately perks your interest: static, a heart monitor, or faint explosions.
2. ...someone says, "No fucking way!" and the first thing you think it, "Aw, that sucks; he's still on his honeymoon too!"
3. ...you boycott Aqua Teen Hunger Force because there is NO WAY it is better than The Breakfast Monkey.
4. ...you know which member of the band makes Bob Bryar's heart burn.
5. ...you really DO know what they do to guys like them in prison.
6. ...you, too, were killing before killing was cool.
7. ...you know that homophobia is gay and that Frank Iero is "a monster".
8. ...you raise your hand in history class when the teacher is talking about the astroid that killed the dinosaurs and say, "Ah, but that fucking astroid missed the Torosaurus!"
9. ...you know that pears really ARE good organic.
10. ...thanks to that one fan letter session, you know the meaning of the phrase "haute couture."
11. ...you have begun at least one conversation with, "What's the worst that I could say?"
12. ...you have ended at least one conversation with, "So long and goodnight."
13. ...after the release of The Black Parade, you began referring to you mother as either "Mama" or "Mother War" whenever you got mad at her.
14. ...you know that there are teenagers, and then there is "Teenagers."
15. ...you still mourn the death of Pansy.
16. ...you can make the connection between the phrase "back in black" and Gerard Way's hair.
17. ...you keep an eye out for a certain bum everytime you go to San Francisco.
18. ...you find it extremely ironic that the guys used to be baffled as to why so many people thought they were vampires, but you read the warning against illegal copying on the first CD.
19. ...you can make the connection between the letters "NJ" and the inside of the lower lip.
20. ...you support Bob Bryar's solo project.
21. ...you crossed out "Halloween" on your calendar and replaced it with "Frank Iero's Birthday."
22. ...you crossed out "New Year's Eve" on your calendar and replaced it with "Bob Bryar's Birthday."
23. ...you look out your window on a rainy day, see all the people with umbrellas, and think, "Wow, the Academy is really growing!"
24. ...you have unleashed the fucking bats.
25. ...you find it extremely funny that a certain guitarist who cannot swim totally rocks at the song "Drowning Lessons."
26. ...when you heard Gerard got engaged, you thought to yourself, "Huh, I guess he DID go off to "find another Way."
27. ...when someone asks you how you are feeling when you are sad, you respond, "I'm not okay."
28. ...you have taken duct tape and a sharpie to your street sign and changed the street name to Cemetery Drive.
29. ...someone offers to tell you a riddle and you ask, "That depends...is it that riddle of revenge?"
30. ...there is only one saint that you worship, and that is the Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights.
31. ...when you are sick of your face, you are allowed to be sick of your face, cuz it's your fucking face.
32. ...you hear the word "bunny" and think of a cat.
33. ..."Traitors!"...
34. ...you actually KNOW how to pronounce Frank Iero's last name ("eye-ear-oh").
35. ...when breaking up with someone, you have used the line, "Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us."
36. ...when someone breaks up with YOU, you have shouted after them, "You didn't even have the guts to say, 'I don't love you like I loved you yesterday,' you bastard!"
37. ...someone mentions angels and you think, "Headfirst for halos!"
38. ...you wonder why the anthem didn't explain it, anyway.
39. ...you have done or died.
40. ...everytime you are faced with a difficult descision, you think to yourself, "Could I? Should I?"
41. ...you know that celebrities die by threes.
42. ...you know that dead cartoon people are not the only ones who can have X's over their eyes.
43. ...you don't keep any garlic or a crucifix around because you know that vampires will never hurt you.
44. ...everytime you play cards, you remove the "wild-eyed jokers" from the deck.
45. ...you can go skydiving because you lost your "fear of falling."
46. ...you hear anything that relates to William Shakespeare, and the first words in your head are "Juliet loves the beat and the lust it commands..."
47. ...any guy ever comes up and asks for a tit show and you spit in his face and yell, "FUCK. YOU!"
48. ...you hear the beginning of an MCR song on the radio and think, "Oh baby here comes the sound!"
49. ...after The Black Parade came out, you changed your zodiac sign to Cancer.
50. ...that sound of the drumsticks clicking at the end of "Teenagers" is the TRUE end of the song.
51. ...all you are is bullets.
52. ...you have walked into a candy store and said, "Gimme all your poison!"
53. ...if the employee at the above candy store complied, you responded with, "Thank you for the venom!"
54. ...you won't go down by yourself, but you'll go down with your friends.
55. ...your weapon of choice is a croquet mallet.
56. ...you still can't look at orange crayons without blushing.
57. ...you have refused to swim in a pool because the lifeguard was "dressed in red and blue"...
58. ...you know the difference between immortality and never dying.
59. ...someone says, "NOW!" and you instinctively respond with, "But I can't!"
60. ...for prom, you went up to your friends/date and asked, "Now don't I look pretty walkin' down the street in the best damn dress I own?!"
61. ...you aspire to own a Benz someday for the sole purpose of driving ninety past the Barbies and Kens.
62. ...someone proposes marriage to you, and you look them in the eye and ask, "If you marry me, would you bury me? Would you carry me to the end?"
63. ...everytime you see a flock of doves, you instinctively look for a bullet.
64. ...you've looked in the mirror and not liked what you saw.
65. ...someone asks you how you'd feel if you met MCR, and you respond with, "Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish..."
66. ...you have wondered what would happen if Little Red Ridinghood heard about track 7 on TBP...
67. ...you work in a densely-packed office building and have had "Cubicles" on repeat for an hour or more.
68. ...when you're in over your head, you have said, "Heaven help us!"
69. ...someone near you starts smoking, and you play "Cancer" pointedly in their direction.
70. ...every single time you are in an elevator, you immediately check to see if it "only goes up to ten."
71. ...you get pissed off at your boyfriend and tell your friends, "He's not around, he's always looking at men."
72. ...you wonder if Gerard singing "Way down" in "Cemetery Drive" has anything to do with the fact that his brother, Mikey, "died" in the video for "The Ghost of You."
73. ...when you're running late for something and your mom or dad says, "We have got to go!" you echo them out of habit and maybe even wave a lighter for dramatic effect.
74. ...any story beginning with "Long ago" immediately causes you to think, "just like the hearse. You. Died to get in again..."
75. ...you do not "light" matches; you "strike" them.
76. ...someone says they'll give you anything, and you say, "Fine, how about a thousand bodies piled up?"
77. ...you adore every inch of sanity.
78. ...you don't just stand, you stand up fucking tall!
79. ...you have given out invitations for some event, and you have written on them "Now come one, come all to this tragic affair..."
80. ...screw skinny jeans; what's in is despair!
81. ...you refer to what you get out of those annoying little prize machines that rarely ever hang onto the stuffed animals inside of them as "the winnings."
82. ...the only "Rmy" you're ever joining has an "MC" in front of it,
thankyouverymuch.
83. ...you own Bob Bryar's Book of Cats.
84. ...you know that Skeleton Crew does not, repeat, not refer to the undead seadogs of "Pirates of the Caribbean".
85. ...you use "MCR Speak" to mess with people's minds (ex. "Yeah, ever since the breakup, Revenge-5. Seriously, you'd think my ex could've said Parade-6 before he left me for that bitch. Fuck Bullets-1!" in which "Revenge-5" translates to "I'm not okay" and "Parade-6" translates to "I don't love you," and "Bullets-1" translates to "romance".)
86. ...in the spirit of the above, your copy of "Life on the Murder Scene" is Parade-2 from so many viewings.
87. ...when going to meet Ray Toro, you wear a t-shirt with a picture of a cupcake and the words "We Will Always Remember."
88. ...you name your guitars.
89. ...you have Lasik surgery, then announce a funeral time and date for your old glasses.
90. ...you do not aspire to be famous; you aspire to be Ghostbuster famous.
91. ...every time you avenge yourself, you cheer three times.
92. ...they are Your Chemical Romance.
93. ...you're an animal that never paid attention in school.
94. ...you are not afraid to walk this world alone.
95. ...you know that certain guitarists should not balance on top of certain drumsets during certain live tv shows.
96. ...you rock out just for the dead.
97. ...when your significant other calls, you answer with "Hello, angel, tell me where are you?"
98. ...you only take trains out of New Orleans.
99. ...you are a certified "bunk-diver."
100. ...you know what a bed of roses and a gun have in common.
101. ...you know that the end is only the beginning. Then there's "DEAD!", "This is How I Disappear," "The Sharpest Lives,"...
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
-Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
-Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
-The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
-Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
-Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
-The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
-The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
-Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
-Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
-A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
-Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
-Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
-Mikey Way can speak braille.
-Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
-Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
-If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
-Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
-Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
-Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
-The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
-Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
-When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
-Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now."
-Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
-Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
-Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
-When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
HERE'S TO THE KIDS WHO:
-Here's to the kids who were never okay, who brought their bullets in return for your love.
-To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
-To the kids who lost their fear of falling, who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
-Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
-To the kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover.
-Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.
-Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
-Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
-Here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
-Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
-Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
-Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
-To the kids who could've been a better son/daughter.
-Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
-Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferries wheels ablaze.
-To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
-Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
-To the kids who Fire At Will.
-Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
-To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
-Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
-Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans. Your dedication is what makes the world go round.
THIS IS FOR ALL THE KIDS WHO:
-This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.
-This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.
-This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.
-This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.
-This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.
-This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses.
-This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank.
-This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.
-This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.
-This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.
-This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.
-This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.
-This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word.
-This is for all the kids who were never okay.
-This is for the MCRmy.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE BLACK PARADE
1. Thou shall accept death as it comes
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers in arms
8. Thou shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
10.Thou shall carry on!
THE TEN COMMANDMSNTS OF MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shall unleash the bats.
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect the lords, Gerard, Frank, Mikey, Ray, and Bob.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall carry on.
THE TEN COMMANDMSNTS OF GERARD WAY
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FRANK IERO
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MIKEY WAY
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BOB BRYAR
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than you
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way's phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF RAY TORO
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well (I never even knew he wore them)
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets 'Guitar Burn'
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do 'that' in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
WAYS TO TELL IF YOU'RE A REAL MCR FAN:
* Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
* Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
* Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
* Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
* Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
* Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
* Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.
* Real MCR fans take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."
* Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
* Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for Christmas and cry when they don't get him.
* Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
* Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR
* Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the television.
* Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.
* Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
* Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
* Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
* Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert band member name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
* Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
* Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
* Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
* Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, instantly freak out and turn up the volume.
* Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
* Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
* Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
* Real MCR fans can listen to a MCR song repeatedly and not get tired of said song. (no matter how many times you listen!)
* Real MCR fans hear New Jersey and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
* Real MCR fans try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
* Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.
*If you are a guy, you always refer to your girlfriend as Helena, no matter what her real name is
*Whenever you have to go, or someone else has to (preferrably to bed), you say "so long and goodnight"
*You refer to your guy friends as Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray, and/or Bob
*If you are a girl, you continuously talk about how (insert member's name here) is hot/sexy, and that you WILL marry him someday
*If you play the Violin,Viola and when the Teacher says play the "RE" string you think of Ray...Because thats how it's pronounced..
*When ever you here "Im Not Okay" and when Ray goes into his SWEET guitar solo you drop what ever you'r doin and fallow his headbanging...(yes I do this)
*Whenever you get someone back, you give "Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge"
*Your computer wallpaper/room posters/buddy icon/screenname have the band in them
*You go to EVERY MCR concert that's held, even if it's in another state
*While at a concert, you jump up on stage and glomp Gerard once the song is over, causing security guards to have to pull you away
*You write on your will that you want to be buried in black
*You don't ask to be buried in black, but instead you asked to be buried "in all your favorite colors"!
*You try to copy Gerard's voice everytime you sing, whether the song is by MCR or not
*You refuse to listen to any other band other than MCR
*When you get married, you ask if your husband/wife will carry you To The End
*Whenever someone gets arrested, you go to the person and say "You have no idea what they do to guys like you in prison, don't you?"
*When asked "how are you," you respond with either "I'm not o-fucking-kay" or "I'm o-fucking-kay I promise"
*You join the Black Parade!
*Not only that, but DYED it BLONDE of all blasphemers!
*You creamed your pants when "Dead!" made it to Guitar Hero 2
*But then cried again when you found out it was only for the xbox version, and you have the PS2.
MCR KINDERGARTEN
Mikey put on his shoes and grabbed his backpack. “I’m ready for school!” he shrieked.
“I don’t want to go to school,” yelled Gerard, pouting in the corner. “I wanna stay home!”
“Mikey, you put your shoes on backwards,” said his mother leaning down to fix them.
Gerard ran, as fast as his little legs would let him, to Mikey’s room and quickly grabbed Mikey’s blankie. He then ran out and Mikey didn’t even notice.
“Lets go, lets go, lets go, lets go!” said Mikey jumping up and down. He ran over to the front door.
“Gerard!” hollered Donna Way.
Gerard hid under his bed from his mother. She walked into his room and reached for him under the bed. She pulled him out and forced his shoes on his feet. Once Gerard was ready to go she began walking him to the front door. Then Gerard sat on her foot so she would have to drag him across the floor with every other step she took.
“Gerard, get off my leg!”
Gerard just giggled back and held on tighter. At this moment Donna called to her husband for help.
He came down after two minutes of saying “I’ll be right there.”
Finally Gerard and Mikey were strapped in the car, ready to go. Donna began to drive off. She sighed in relief that they were both quiet.
All of a sudden Mikey screamed “Where is my blankie?!”
“Gerard?” said their mother suspecting Gerard.
“What? I didn’t do it! Mikey is stupid.” Gerard kicked his brother in the shins.
Mikey began screaming and crying. Gerard laughed and their mother yelled at them to shut up.
When they arrived at the school, Mikey had gotten his blankie back and Gerard had given up trying to stay home.
“Gee!” shrieked a little boy with black hair and a shirt with a guitar logo on it.
“Frankie!” yelped Gerard. They ran toward each other and began to tussle and play fight.
When Mikey’s attention was captured by the plato he was making dinosaurs with, the Way’s mother left.
The teacher told everyone to have a seat as the morning announcements came on.
“Ouch!” yelped a blonde kid with blue eyes. Mikey looked over at Bob and saw that Frank was hitting him and trying to bring him down.
Than out of nowhere a big ball of hair soared towards Frank and knocked him down.
“Timeout!” shrieked the teacher who had to deal with this every day. “Frank go to that corner! Ray go to the corner with the number chart. Bob go to that corner right there!”
“But I didn’t do anything!” Bob protested.
“Don’t lie to me.” The teacher said menacingly.
Bob sulked in the corner and covered his face because the other kids kept looking at him.
After fifth teen minutes, Frank, Ray and Bob were released from their prison.
The children went over their ABCs and some numbers.
“I know how to spell guitar!” yelled Frank.
“That’s very nice,” said the teacher not quite paying attention.
“Fuck!” screamed Gerard. Gerard was attempting to write his name and he couldn’t do it. “Fuck, fuck, fuck!”
“Gerard!” hollered the teacher. “Don’t say that word.” She came down onto him like a shark on a seal. “Come with me.”
The teacher left the room pulling Gerard down the hall. A security guard came as a substitute. The security guard stood against the door smiling at the kids.
“Hello,” said Bob grinning.
“Hi.” The guard pulled on his little kid friendly smile.
“Attack!” Ray screamed out of nowhere running towards the security guards. Frank and Mikey were following him.
All three of them grabbed the security guard’s legs and tried to trip him. Even though they put all of their effort into it, the security guard just shook them off and told them to stop.
When the teacher came back with Gerard she was confronted by a scene of havoc.
“I can’t believe I had to come pick you three up,” muttered Donna Way, more to herself than the troublemakers in the back.
“Can we had coffee cookies when we get home?” asked Mikey excitedly.
“No,” his mother replied sharply.
“Is Frank sleeping over?” asked Gee.
“No. His mother is coming to pick him up after she is finished with work.”
“No cookies…” whimpered Mikey. “No cookies…?”
“Mikey, stop it.”
“But I want coffee cookies!” whined Mikey. “I want my cookies!”
“I want my Frankie!” said Gee taking advantage of the moment.
“I want to sleepover!” yelped Frank.
“So, do you like anyone?” Donna asked trying to change the subject.
“No!” shouted all three boys. “Girls have girly diseases and they are girly.” Donna smiled at the immediate subject change.
“No cookies…?” whispered Mikey.
“Are you boys hungry?”
“Yes!” Yelled Frank.
“I could eat a panda bear, I’m so hungry.” Gerard screamed.
“No cookies… coffee cookies…?” Mikey whimpered.
“I could eat a walrus!” shouted Frank.
“Well, I can eat a giraffe!” retaliated Gee.
“I could eat an elephant!” Frank screamed.
“Oh… no… cookies…”
“Okay, boys, stop that, I know your very hungry and I will pop something in the oven when we get back home.
Everyone went silent. All you could hear was the rumble of the car as it glided across the road.
Suddenly the silence was broken.
“I WANT COOKIES!!!” screamed Mikey abruptly. He began thrashing in his seat and kicking everything. “I WANT MY COOKIES!” He screamed to the top of his lungs.
Donna just pulled out the imaginary gun by making one with her hand and pretended to shoot herself.
GERARD:
( ) You're born in April
( ) You've been addicted to alcohol and/or drugs
(x) You're a born leader
(x) You love drawing and you do it well
(x) You love singing
(x) You don't take shit from anyone
(x) You're afraid of needles
(x) You love coffee
(x) In high school only had one real friend
(x) You're the oldest child
Total: 9
RAY:
( ) You're born in July
(x) You play the guitar
(x) You've got a scar on your head
( ) You can't swim
(x) You've got a FRO!!!
( ) You hate your voice
(x) You're shy
( ) You wear contact lenses
( ) You're called mastermind or the quiet geneius
(x) People do/used to laugh at You
Total: 4
MIKEY:
( ) You're born in September
( ) You play bass
(X) You love Coke Zero
( ) You're near-sightened
( ) You wear glasses
(x) hate small spaces AND large spaces
( ) You're seen as the lil kid/brother/sister of your family or mates
( ) You're the youngest sibling
(x) You're the skinnest in your group of friends
( ) You've put a heater IN the shower
Total: 3
FRANK:
( ) You're born in October
(x) You're the hyperest of your group
(x) You rattle on your guitar
(x) You're short
(x) You love tattoos AND piercing
(x) You're younger than all your friends
(x) You think homophobia is gay
(x)You mess with your friend's head
( ) You are seen as immature
(x)You always have a pair of fingerless gloves on.
Total: 8
BOB:
(x) You're born in December
( ) You don't talk much
( ) You're born in a different part of the country, according to your friends
(x) You hate people filming you
( ) You prefer cats to dogs
( ) You play drums
( ) One of your friends messes with your head
(x) You are constantly irritated with one of your friends (but I love 'em anyway)
(x) You're scary when serious
(x) You zone out a lot
Total: 5
MCR QUOTES: Gerard Way:
"The Black Parade is a big middle finger to the world."
"Know that when you say "MCR saved my life," the feeling is mutual."
"Alright Donnington! I know something you don't... and that is... I'm not wearing any underwear."
"If you come to a MCR show, you're probably a little fucked up. That's OK. We're just as fucked up as you."
"If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway."
"Surrounding myself with fans makes me feel like I'm not going through it alone."
"The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell."
"When I was writing it, I was remembering how hard it was to be a 16-year-old in high school. I always wanted to be an artist, so I was this loner kid who just got drunk all the time. I only had one real friend. There was a girl I really liked, and she ended up taking really sleazy photographs with her boyfriend, and that really crushed me, I was just swimming in this pit of despair, jealousy and alcoholism."
"It erases everything I hate about myself. Nothing can hurt me. I feel completely invincible. I feel like everyone else on that stage is invincible and we're capable of anything. There's no stopping us."
"My Chemical Romance is a life saving band for most, if not all, of their fans."
"I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too."
"When you are kissing a guy with a beard, it's different."
"I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay... it's popular."
"Frankie and I were 'raided and molested' by four unmarked SUV's carrying special task force agents for going 'a little too fast down an off-ramp. They pulled us out of the car and immediately asked Frankie, "Where's the weed, nappy?" and then began to frisk us up. One cop in particular was spooked by me for no reason at all and would not come near me. He was yelling, "Yo, that guy looks dangerous. He's a vampire!" When they let us go, the same guy came up to us and asked if we were Satan worshippers. I was wearing blue jeans and a black t-shirt and I believe Frankie was wearing sweat pants, so we didn't exactly have a fucking goat head in the trunk."
"I'm sick of seeing my face, but I'm allowed to be sick of seeing my face because it's MY fucking face!"
"What I Like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It's fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that name; it's kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favourite, because I just had her go through this Goth phase. She's really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It's pretty huge."
"I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!"
"Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were at this hotel called The Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to go to a show the next morning and the bird just fuckin' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot were there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and they got attacked by birds too."
"Yeah, obviously we use vampires as a metaphor for something else, something deeper than just the supernatural. But there's just something about the bloodsucking walking dead, that can say so much to people. There are really so many people trying to get control over you on a daily basis and steal your soul in some way, take a part of you..."
"I'm a fucking cupcake!"
"We steal each others make-up. It's like a couple of bitches fighting over a hair dryer."
"It's okay to be messed up coz there are five dudes that are just as messed up as you, and we overcome that to do what we do."
“We want to thank the fans from the bottom of our black litter hearts!”
“A sock. I don’t need this. You can have it back now.”
“You are very bad and that… is very good.”
“I’m Gerard Way and I’m here to steal your boyfriend.”
"So many people treat you like a kid that you might as well act like one and throw the television out the hotel window."
"We want you to live. We want to save your lives. You saved ours. We never want to let a single thing hurt any of you. And you should all know.. if you support us.. you are not a cult. You are a fucking ARMY."
"I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude."
"Emo is a pile of shit."
"I don't understand this cutesy front man tag I've been given. I just thought people liked me because I'm a crazy asshole."
"Yeah, Frank is pretty sexy. We're all kinda sexy. Our fans definitely are."
"Hey girls you’re beautiful.
Don’t look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That’s all.
Don’t let anyone tell you you’re not good enough. You’re too good
Love your family with all your heart and listen to it.
You’re gorgeous. Whatever If you’re a size 3 or 14.
It doesn’t matter what do you look like on the outside as long as you’re a good person.
As long as you respect the others.
I know it’s been told hundreds of times.
But it’s true.
Hey girls, you’re beautiful.”
"You're going to come across a lot of shitty bands and a lot of shitty people. And if any one of those people call you names because of what you look like or because they don't accept you, I want you to look right at that motherfucker, stick up your middle finger and scream FUCK YOU!!!"
"When we first started out I had a really big issue and a lot of my loved ones had a really big issue with the fact that I was totally in pain up there and there was a time when I tried to hurt myself off stage, but I got over that. Like, you should never want to hurt yourself. You should love yourself. Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself and become a new person and I think that that is going to be a lot of what the next record is about, not to plug it or anything. Like, it's going to talk about dying and coming back to become what you totally want to become. We are all becoming what we want to become.”
"I've always said that if i ever had a child, i'd name him Dracula"
"Are you on our side and you want to be different, or are you on that side and you want to throw a football at my head?"
“I am the lord of the wicket”
“Hey listen up! All you rascists, sexsits, homophobes, and just plain assholes… we have a message for you… GO THE FUCK HOME!”
"You Can Beat Us, You Can Burn Us, You Can Break Us, You Can Drown Us, You Can Poison Us, But WE WILL NOT STOP."
"Go fuck a whale."
"Be yourself, don't take anyones shit and never let them take you alive!"
"Hey ladies! I just have one question: Are my pants to tight?"
"Just cause you're bigger than me, just cause you're smarter than me, does not mean.. no way, no how.. I'm sucking you off.. for any amount of money!"
"Let's say the whole band died, we'd just get back together and start playing again! "
“We like to Kidnap them in a van, and leave them somewhere dangerous. That’s a... SURPRISE!”
"If you for one minute think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band? You wore their shirt and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about."
“It tastes like somebody stole my wallet...”
Frank Iero:
"People were like 'What are you gonna call it?' And we were like 'My Chemical Romance.' And they were like 'Fuck, that's good.'"
"I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids."
"If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to shit."
"It made me a lesbian"
"If you don't listen, you're never gonna learn"-
"We're definitely not done yet!"
"Hmmm, you need to a open mind my friend."
"I burn everything and call it Cajun.”
"He said if we didn't hire him, he knew where we lived, an would come and take our pets."
"I would date Gerard"
Mikey Way:
"We're metal in the sense that we've a lot of metal on our instruments. Gerard and I have quite a lot of metal on our belt buckles as well."
"I could eat my body weight in sushi!"
"I'm a little upset 'cause I'm going to die tomorrow"
"I don't care about "emo" anymore... People can call us whatever they want. They can even call us R n' B, if they want to."
"We're very attractive to them because we dress like homeless people."
“There’s Less Violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops”
"We're definitely a band that wants to save your life."
"We all have very humble backgrounds and very geeky interests."
"We wanted to make music that impacted peoples' lives."
whos most likely to put a fork in the toaster?
mikey: that would be me
whos most likely to say "hey its on!"
mikey: that would also be me.
Ray Toro:
"I have a lot of experience with making fake helmets out of foil."
"Frank was actually too short to carry the casket, so it was all of us. Thanks Frank. He's nappin' right now."
"I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes."
"I've been left at truck stops, and I'd have to call them on my cell phone, you know, it's like,'hey what's up?' and they're like,'hey how's it going, man?' I'm like,'you notice something's missing from the van?'"
"I hate my voice, it sounds like a girl. I am infact a male."
"Are you showing your butt?"
Bob Bryar:
"People tell me that whenever there's a camera around, I tend to go the other way. Or I kick it. Or I smash it."
"I get these urges to fuck off sometimes."
"What sticks out in my mind when we play are kids just breaking down and crying in front of you. Perhaps it happens to alot of bands. But it's different for us. The music brings out the shit in them. It's a release.
"We canceled three shows. We pride ourseves on giving fans something to do. If they're going though some shit they can go to a concert and heal. I didn's want to let anyone down.
"People think that moose are really gentle and goofy but they aren't; they're fucking animals."
"Cat! shit..."
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“One by one, penguins are stealing my sanity…”
MY CHEMICAL GALLERY:
Gerard Way - Lead Vocals <3
Frank Iero - Guitar <3
Mikey Way - Bass Guitar <3
Ray Toro - Guitar <3
Bob Bryar - Drums <3
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yesh! finally... i love how u r against homophobia and support them so much. u got all my respect!
and MCR!!! yayayayay without, i would be dead probably (bc not every band stops you from suicide!!!). and u have some pretty fuckin funny pics on here! rock on! ;)
It did not. When he put the needle in it actually felt good XD im a freak. the only part that was when he pulled it out and put the bar in. of course i was biting on a hackysack. If you close your eyes it lessens it.
I added you.
Hope you add me back.
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