"The Devil got landed with a shitty job. He has to deal with assholes everyday. He's prabably bored as hell."- Gerard Way
Hey. *Wave*
There are loads of things you could be doing instead of reading this... And after reading it you will probably still know not much about me… But who needs a life whan you're wearing cool underwear?
ME:
For no especial reason, I'm not gonna tell you my name.
I'm a fifteen-year-old living in Coimbra, Portugal.
My mom was listening to James Brown during my birth (She’s a weird lady. And yeah, that's something you need to know about me).
I'm agnostic. And I hate people trying to impose their religion on me.
I'm also a sugar-addicted. A day isn't complete without it.
My mom says my teath will fall out.
But I think she's just trying to scare me.
Boo-hoo, Mommy. Boo-fucking-hoo.
...
Where was I?
Oh, yes.
I also love tacos.
And peanut butter.
And cheese.
Damn. Now I got hungry. I have to go and find something to eat, so... I think this is all for now.
You'd know me better by actually talking to me.
So leave a comment.
Or you'll die in seven days.
SOME BANDS AND MUSICIANS I LIKE:
Here are of some of some of the bands and musicians I like:
The first one of the list is *drum roll* My Chemical Romance! My favourite band ever! :D
But even if I love MCR, I hate most of nowadays music. The best music style ever is classic rock. And don't let anyone tell you any different, or I'll have to go over there and beat you with a small child(!)
Anyway, I also like some folk, classical, gothic, jazz, blues, soul, metal and punk music too.
- The Beatles
- Rolling Stones
- Guns n' Roses
- Led Zeppelin
- Black Sabbath
- John Lennon (If you check out my graphics you'll prabably think I'm OBSESSED about him. Wich I am... huh... not.)
- Supertramp
- David Bowie
- Eric Clapton
- Pink Floyd
- Cat Stevens
- The Doors
- AC/DC
- Eagles
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- George Harrison
- Paul McCartney
- Ringo Starr
- Blondie
- Amy Winehouse
- Nirvana
- Bon Jovi
- Emilie Autumn
- Evanescence
- Nirvana
- Paramore
- …
These aren’t even 1/4 of the bands I like, so I’ll add some more when I have time.
60 USELESS FACTS ABOUT ME:
1. FIRST NAME: Maria João
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?: I was named after my aunt. My parents probably though I wasn’t going to be anything special, so they didn’t bother thinking of a name.
3. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?: Sometimes, but after a while looking at the sky my eyes start hurting and it makes me feel kind of sick.
4. WHICH FINGER IS YOUR FAVORITE?: I can’t choose one. I need all of them to play the guitar.
5. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?: I don’t EVER cry.
6. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: Huh… Yeah sure, what the hell…
7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?: Carrots! Wait… no…
8. ANY BAD HABITS?: Killing people.
9. WHAT IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON YOUR SHELF?: Most of them are just useless crap I don’t listen to. But ok: So everyone has the at least one CD by Britney Spears (Someone gave this one to me by mistake)... So probably Las Ketchup’s CD.
10. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?: How should I know that? That’s the stupidest question ever.
11. ARE YOU A DAREDEVIL?: I like to think I am. But I’m not.
12. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL: Hey, I’m a human…
13. DO LOOKS MATTER?: Hum… yeah… More than they should. I mean: It’s easier to like someone if you feel attracted by that person. Imagine going out with someone that looked like Robert De Niro. Urgh.
14. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?: I laugh. A LOT.
Or I smack someone. Like… the first person I see.
15. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?: Huh… school. Yeah, I’m lame.
16. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?: Kind of… But I’m always expecting that they will hurt me or something. So no.
17. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?: Hum… my sister.
18. WHAT CLASS IN SCHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS?: Studies Of Religion. Obviously.
19. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?: Nope. I sometimes try to start one, but I get tired of it sooner or later.
20. DO YOU USE SARCASM?: Yes. It hides my real personality, which is ugly.
21. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?: Hmm I could either list it all... or I could not. I might not.
22. NICKNAMES?: They’re all terrible.
23. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?: I think so. It’s one of the things I’d like to do before I die (Especially because it would be useless doing it AFTER I die).
24. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?: No.
25. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE PHISICALLY STRONG?: Well… I’m like 44 Kg and 1,62m, so… no.
26. FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?: Anything exotic.
27. SHOE SIZE?: 6/7.
28. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?: All of them.
29. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?: None, I think…
30. WHO DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?: Everyone. I hate everyone equally.
31. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE YOU SEND THIS TO SEND IT BACK?: Hum… not really… I’m not gonna lose any sleep over it…
32. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?: Some music I’ve never heard before. In my head.
33. LAST THING YOU ATE?: Ferrero Rocher.
34. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?: My grandma.
35. THE FIRST THING(S) YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Eyes, face stucture… butt (If they are standing back to me, of course).
36. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON THAT SENT THIS TO YOU?: No one has sent this to me. I found it in the internet. But yeah, I like the internet. Blessed be the internet.
37. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?: Sick, lazy, irritable and my eyes hurt. How are you?
38. FAVORITE DRINK?: Hum… water?
39. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?: Bloody Mary.
40. FAVORITE SPORTS?: Sleeping.
41. HAIR COLOR?: Brown.
42. EYE COLOR?: Brown.
43. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?: God, no! It hurts…
44. SIBLINGS?: Yup.
45. FAVORITE MONTH?: Hummm… I’m gonna say October. Don't know why.
46. FAVORITE FOOD?: Mostly everything… or anything… depending on my mood…
47. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?: “Grinch”.
48. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?: One year has 365 days. You want me to choose one?
49. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?: Scary movies with happy endings.
50. SUMMER OR WINTER?: Spring.
52. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?: Relationships. Less chance of getting a Venereal Disease (Even if I still might get one in a relationship… humm… I’m might become a nun...)
53. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?: No one. Maybe those people who have no life at all and read their e-mail twice a day everyday. Like me.
54. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?: My dad (I’m not gonna send this to him anyway…)
56. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSEPAD?: Nothing. I’m not even using the mousepad.
57. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?: Party & Co… Cluedo…
58. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?: I don’t know it’s name. But it was stupid. The kind of thing that only really bored people (like me) watch.
59. FAVORITE SMELLS?: The thing is, everything has a smell for me… But… hum… “Boy smell” I think... (You girls know what I'm talking about. Or at least you should.)
60. THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP?: I don’t think.
Blinkies:
Well... I think this is all, for now. I'll add some cool stuff if I have time.
Now get outta here cuz YOUR MOM'S COMING!!!
P.S.: If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
XOXO. Fuck, sincerely.
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yeah its sooo fucking true. the "rock" of today (aside from the bands from back then that are still going now) just doesn't have the same sould, attitude, or destructive appitite like it used to.
I tell my brother whos 10 to get me something he does it. My other brother though, needs convincing before he gets me something or does something for me xD
28. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?: Silver, black and blue
29. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?: How the fuck should i know?
30. WHO DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?: Idk (notice most of my response are idk xD)
31. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE YOU SEND THIS TO SEND IT BACK?: Again idk
32. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?: Lean wit it rock wit it xDDDD
33. LAST THING YOU ATE?: Some popcorn
34. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?: Idk
35. THE FIRST THING(S) YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Their looks
36. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON THAT SENT THIS TO YOU?: I got it off someones profile but not in that way. I'm straight
37. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?: Like shit
38. FAVORITE DRINK?: Soda
39. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?: Vodka
40. FAVORITE SPORTS?: Sleeping. Watching t.v.
41. HAIR COLOR?: Brown.
42. EYE COLOR?: Brown.
43. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?: Used to
44. SIBLINGS?: Servants you mean xD??
45. FAVORITE MONTH?: July or april
46. FAVORITE FOOD?: Pizza
47. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?: White chicks xD
48. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?: One year has 365 days. You want me to choose one?- Good answer xD
49. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?: Scary movies
50. SUMMER OR WINTER?: summer
52. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?: Relationships.
53. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?: Idk
54. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?: Me? I did xD
56. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSEPAD?: Its plain black
57. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?: Monopoly
58. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?: I cant remember
59. FAVORITE SMELLS?: Fruity smells. The outside smell after it rained. Laundry smells. The way a permanent marker smells. (i dont get high i swear) The way a guy smells in a good way :]
60. THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP?: i DONT KNOW
Ehhhh school was okay..I mean Im homeschooled so I just go to sleep during half of my classes..Lol....
How was you'r school??