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 Are you stoned, or just stupid?It's Simple, Call me John and I'll call you what you want to be called. Seventeen years of living. Fuck with me, and I'll fuck with you. An eye for a eye bitch. Lets leave this whole world blind.
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are you okay?
Posted on: Feb 3rd 2011, 7:05:27pm
Posted on: Feb 3rd 2011, 7:02:16pm
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."
Posted on: Feb 3rd 2011, 6:53:02pm
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Posted on: Feb 3rd 2011, 6:50:43pm
okay give me a few. all the ones i've found so far are corny
Posted on: Feb 3rd 2011, 6:50:30pm
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haha your mature? what? when? haha
Posted on: Jan 30th 2011, 4:50:12pm
trying to lie to me buahah you bitch! :D
Posted on: Feb 3rd 2011, 6:49:32pm
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i gotta look some up :x
Posted on: Feb 3rd 2011, 6:46:02pm
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