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Name:   ClownPuppet...xRanking:   --
Birthday:   1993-04-22Country:   Australia
Joined:   2008-03-12Location:   Cardboard Box
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Name:   ClownPuppet...x
Birthday:   1993-04-22
Joined:   2008-03-12
Location:   Cardboard Box
Uploads:   17 graphics 

Hey! I'm Sharni, glad you can drop in. Teehee.
Just to let you know, most my graphics are original work. That's why they're so awful (Lawl).
I use Adobe Photoshop if anyone was wondering and at times, yes I use my own photography as graphics.
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Anything else you would like to know please contact me haha

Well, I'm an knight of ant hill no.372930284732920383472849402847492303739540593720484729504, aka: Kingdom of Ants. We have a lot of wars around about the time I put laundry up to hang. Before you ask, No I don't know how to get to Sesame street. I sold my conscious on ebay to this German dude for $2 and I walk rats for a living. I'm on an impossible mission to try and find The Jade Monkey, The Iced Coffee Tree, The Ancient Scroll of the Retarded Ninja and the Pink Iced Donut.
EDIT: I Have the Ancient Scroll of the Retarded Ninja and had the Pink Iced Donut but traded it for a box of apple juice.

I teach my own class of ninjas. We learn the secret arts of Spork Fighting, Spork-arate and sand throwing.
Another job I'm well known for is stalking pet rocks. Beware, I might kidnap YOU'RE pet rock.
I also publish books, such books as "How to burn down the school and blame it on the dog" and "Sporks: Way of eating? or way of life?" These books are so rare, that they were to rare to be put onto book shelves.

- V
- Friends
- Teddy
- Music
- Those random moments
- Animals
- Anime
- Writing
- Bob the Penguin
- Rainy days

- My brothers
- Stereotypes
- Beer
- Homophobics
- Cruelty to animals
- Sock Puppets
- P.P.P's
- Bad days
- Headaches

I collect rusty spoons because they feel orgasmic =) For lunch I put a lime in a coconut and drink it all up! And for dinner I ride a llama to go to the Mexican take-out.
I like stalking pet rocks and I'm trying to see if the light in my fridge goes out when I close the door.
I often plan war towards the sock puppets, they killed my left sock! So with my flying fruit-bars and tap dancing tim-tams, I WILL DISTROY THE SOCK PUPPET POPULATION!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!...*cough*
Poking wars are also fun.

My friend, Cazna, is the Ginger Ninja.
My other friend, Cat, was parented by Charlie the powerpoint.
My friend Grace is a pirate, sailing the 7 seas in her bath tub. Claire is my sexy as friend and we have very interesting conversations hehe... Like how to make toes more beautiful or why is the rum always gone?
Anish is my brother who I've never met also lives in Sydney.
My friend Mickie is in hell, how do I know? I'm down there, I send postcards to my friend Jess who I've convinced to hate sock puppets... My left sock... Murdered... By them...
My friend Dante is a vampire that hides under my bed trying to convince dust bunnies to join the dark side... He has 2 members. Teddy who is a master of fluff and is king of the fluff people (Which he doesn't know)
And of course my little skating, music making, ninja loving Kogge <3

From ebay, I bought the haunted toaster from amityville, a cow from tornado alley, a chainsaw from texas, a movie that once you watch someone calls you and says 'you will die in 7 days' (I haven't seen it yet, hopefully I can watch it tonight ^^ It's rated PG), a child's toy they call Chucky and a pretty red car they called Christine! Its amazing what you can get off ebay at such cheap prices! ^^

My current fear is leprechauns!!! Them scary green bastards!!! From watching a movie, I learnt that Leprechauns are some pissed off little dudes, Four leaf clovers are like kryptonite to Leprechaun's, Tarantulas are native to North Dakota, You can make a boot out of ears, There's a rusting truck at the end of a rainbow, An operation can fix stupidity, Never stick your hand down a hole to grab a feral cat. (Or Leprechaun imitating a feral cat.), Leprechauns are carnivorous, Pogo sticks are lethal weapons, nobody likes Lucky Charms cereal... & Four-leaf clovers glow green.

- Weird Al Yankovich
- 3 Doors Down
- Ayumi Hamasaki
- Anti-Flag
- Bodyjar
- Architecture In Helsinki
- As I Lay Dying
- Atreyu
- Avril Lavigne
- Blink 182
- Bowling For Soup
- Boys Like Girls
- Breaking Benjamin
- I Set My Friends On Fire
- Disturbed
- DragonForce
- Fallout Boy
- Family Force 5
- Funeral For A Friend
- Further Seems Forever
- Gackt
- Green Day
- Harvey Danger
- Hellogoodbye
- Kisschasy
- Limp Bizkit
- Linkin Park
- Marianas Trench
- Marilyn Manson
- Matchbox 20
- Maximum the Hormone
- Murderdolls
- My Chemical Romance
- NigaHiga (Lawl)
- Panic At The Disco
- Papa Roach
- Paramore
- Plus44
- Porcelain and the Tramps
- Raffi
- Sarina Paris
- Scotty Vanity
- Secondhand Serenade
- Skillet
- System Of The Down
- TaTu
- Tenacious D
- The All-American Rejects
- The Fray
- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
- The Used
- The Wombats
- Tokio Hotel
- Toybox
- Utada Hikaru
- Yui
- Behind Crimson Eyes
- A Change Of Pace
- Good Charlotte
- Paramore

& more if I can think of em...
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