Hi. I'm Jessica, and you can call me Jessica. I really like the number 25 and curry. I love the fact that my daughter likes to play with a rubber chicken-- it makes me proud. I think world languages are fascinating. I worry too much about what people think of me, and am working on it. I love to play the guitar and sing. Belly dance and DDR are my favorite forms of exercise. I love the costumes that Rachel Brice wears when she performs, but prefer the sensuality of Sadie Marquardt. I love to shop in Ikea and World Market. I think beer tastes like fermented apple juice and piss, so I prefer cherry coke. I consider myself to be brighter than the average crayon in the box. I am very sentimental and love romance. I love cooking international cuisine-- Greek, Mexican, and Thai being amongst my favorites. I wish I could play the oud. My favorite jokes are the dumb ones. I really enjoy dressing up in traditional costumes/clothing of other cultures, and sometimes buy them off of Ebay. I like to write poetry, and I think tea is pretty tasty. I hate it when I get migraines and am very competitive. In a nutshell, that's how I roll. How's that for some random word vomit?