Gerard Way Puts The 'Laughter' In 'Manslaughter'.
Mikey Way Can Slam Revolving Doors.
The Chief Export Of Frank Iero Is Pain.
Mikey Way Counted To Infinity...Twice.
Frank Iero Can Divide By Zero.
The Grass Is Always Greener On The Other Side. Unless Gerard Way Has Been There, Then It's Soaked With Tears And Blood.
The Frank Iero Once Visited The Virgin Islands. They Are Now The Islands.
Gerard Way Sleeps With A NightLight. Not Because Gerard Way Is Afraid Of The Dark, But Because The Dark Is Afraid Of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way Is The Reason Waldo Is Hiding.
A Tsunami Is Water Running Away From Bob Bryar.
Bob Bryar Doesn't Get Brain Freeze. Slurpees Know When To Back The Fuck Off.
Bob Bryar Doesn't Teabag The Ladies. He Potato-Sacks Them.
Mikey Way Can Speak Braille.
Frank Iero Jacks Off To Monster Trucks.
Jeeves Asks Ray Toro.
If The Bob Bryar Is Late, Time Better Slow The Fuck Down.
Geico Saved 15% A Year By Switching To Gerard Way.
Ray Toro Went Back In Time And Stopped The JFK Assination By Catching The Bullet In Mid-Air. JFK's Head Just Exploded In Sheer Amazement.
Gerard Way Has To Sort His Laundry Into Three Loads: Darks, Whites, And Bloodstains.
Jesus Walked On Water. Gerard Way Walked On Jesus.
When Frank Iero Gives You The Finger, He's Telling You How Many Seconds You Have Left To Live.
Gerard Way Doesn't Use Pick-Up Lines, He simply Says "Now."
Mikey Way Is Like A Tsunami. If You Can See Him Coming, It's Already Too Late.
Bob Bryar Ate The Stay Puff Marshmallow Man.
Ray Toro Didn't Vote For Pedro. He Deported Him.
When God Said, "Let There Be Light", Gerard Way Said, "Say Please."
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF GERARD WAY
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the bats of hell
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FRANK IERO
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MIKEY WAY
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BOB BRYAR
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF RAY TORO
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE BLACK PARADE
1. Thou Shalt Accept Death As It Comes
2. Thou Shalt Sing And March Without Question
3. Thou Shalt Face Fear And Regret
4. Thou Shalt Let Go Of Your Dreams
5. Thou Shalt Give Blood
6. Thou Shalt Fear Thy Sins
7. Thou Shalt Protect Thy Brothers In Arms
8. Thou Shalt Darken Thy Clothes
9. Thou Shalt Not Walk This World Alone
10. THOU SHALT CARRY ON!!!
Here's to the kids who were never okay, who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling, who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely. The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others. Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses, here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes. Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys. Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the Black Parade. Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone. To the kids who could've been a better son/daughter. Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferries wheels ablaze. To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink. Here's to the kids with poison and pills. To the kids who Fire At Will. Here's to the kids who loved Pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW. Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans. Your dedication is what makes the world go round.