If you can make me laugh, I swear that when I am rich and famous, I will pay your mortgage, take you out to exclusive restaurants and so on.

My likes include reading, writing, karate, air conditioning, ferrets, horror movies, yaoi, procrasinating, gullible people, computers, a good sense of humour, people who read the 'About Me' section on profiles all the way to the end, pyrokenesis, walking my pet goldfish, plotting world domination and just about anything else that makes life under the tyranny of evil just that little bit more bearable.

I dislike magazine ads, theme songs, horizontal scroll bars on web pages, spam, pushy/illiterate people, Sailor Moon, maths, people who don't swim when they're at the beach, multiplayer games and romantic comedies.