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Name:   50centRanking:   --
Birthday:   2010-09-24Country:   
Joined:   2009-08-03Location:   i don't wanna tell you :D
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jokes

Ek baar 3 fruits mein aapas mein baatcheet hoti hai.

Apple: Mujhe toh sab dho ke aur kaat ke khaate hai.

Amrood: Tujhe kya mujhe bhi sab dho ke aur kaat ke khate hai.



Apple, chup chaap baithe banana se kehta hai tu chup kyu hai?

Banana : “Main kya kahu mujhe toh batate hue bhi saram aati hai, mujheh to sab log nanga karke khate hai.”




WINTER PROBLEM

Two friend are talking about winter season. One friend asked to another friend, “Can you tell who falls in big problem in winter season?”

The friend told, “I’ve no idea.”



The friend replied, “Its the thief. The thief cannot pic-pocket as people put their hands in the pants pocket.”



KABRISTAN

Mohan & Sohan were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.

Mohan: Sohan, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hai.



Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..!



BANIA'S BLOOD

A rich man needed blood for his heart surgery.

He got it from a poor Bania.

The rich man gave him 5 million dollars. Once again the rich man needed blood for surgery.



Bania was more than happy to donated blood again. This time, the rich just gave him a Cadburyes Chocolate. Bania asked the reason.

The rich man now replied: “Now I also have Bania’s blood in my body.”



COLD COFFEE

A boy takes his girlfriend on a date. They went to a coffee shop and they ordered coffee.

The boy told to his girlfriend, “Drink quickly before it gets cold.”



Girlfriend asked with surprise, “Why?”

The boy replied, “Don’t u see, Hot cofee is for $ 5 and cold cofee for $10 !”




















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beautyzina writes:
added ya hope u add me back



Posted on: Sep 18th 2009, 8:50:39am

beautyzina writes:
added ya hope u add me back



Posted on: Sep 18th 2009, 8:49:57am

heaven-nymph writes:
HUGE PRofile 50cent. yu like anime so much eh ?


Posted on: Aug 10th 2009, 2:29:09pm

cutekid writes:
nothing 50 cent i am 10 years old.. ok bye


Posted on: Aug 9th 2009, 5:34:54pm

cutekid writes:
HEY!


Posted on: Aug 9th 2009, 5:25:32pm

astrokid writes:


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Posted on: Aug 7th 2009, 5:49:49pm

astrokid writes:
hola 50 le agregué


Posted on: Aug 7th 2009, 2:36:18pm

cutekid writes:


Posted on: Aug 6th 2009, 5:08:25pm

astrokid writes:
i am fine


Posted on: Aug 6th 2009, 12:50:45pm

sk8r_girl writes:
haha! nice jokes


Posted on: Aug 6th 2009, 10:33:58am

sk8r_girl writes:
My pleasure ;)


Posted on: Aug 5th 2009, 12:42:50pm

heaven-nymph writes:
Publishing yur email address lol silly


Posted on: Aug 5th 2009, 12:16:03pm

sk8r_girl writes:
50cent... nice nick though ;) Yep im from skater world lol
How you doing?


Posted on: Aug 5th 2009, 10:26:59am

cutekid writes:
welcome


Posted on: Aug 5th 2009, 9:36:18am

cutekid writes:
happy summer







Posted on: Aug 5th 2009, 8:39:23am
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